kingcitywitch:

inlikewithlife:

chaotic-awesome:

I Don’t Know How Much Vodka I Put In This But I’m Going To Drink It Anyways: a memoir

This drink tastes awful, but I can’t waste alcohol: a sequel

I’m going to get a bigger glass and add more mixer and have way too much to drink: The Thrilling Conclusion

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jocelyngarroways:

In which the writers of Secret Life saw the chance and took it.

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Phoebe Buffay Best Comebacks

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misterwooff:

Dalmatian Puppy 003 by Katherine Jay Davis on Flickr.
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basementdemo:

my mom told me to put the dog to bed but didn’t specify which bed 

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the-cake-is-lie:

mayorofcans:

flexibilitas-cerea:

Sarcasm of Daria, very part 1.

Here the second part.

Was Daria even real

Daria is my spirit animal

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nature-soldier:

°★ ☽ ☾ ★ ° unter We Heart It.

nature-soldier:

°★ ☽ ☾ ★ ° unter We Heart It.

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anniekon:

whataboutthemenses:

lovelydestiel:

earthtohayley:

I FELT SO SORRY FOR HER IN THIS MOMENT.

like ok from the day she got on the hogwarts express, people were making fun of her and she’s never viewed as pretty or attractive until the moment in the first gif.

and because ron is fuckin jealous, he makes her feel like shit and ugh it’s like her one night of being someone else is just shattered and and and

WHY DID YOU D O THAT

I get really annoyed with people who are like “well she could have asked ron first instead of screaming at him to not use her as a last resort.”

well… no. She was asked by krum right away. She wanted to go with him. She wasn’t going alone and moaning that Ron hadn’t asked her. Her objection was to being treated like she should have been available to him, and being treated like she was lying about having a date. And who the fuck wouldn’t be offended by somebody thinking that they’re so undesirable that they made up a date?

this post actually made me almost cry no joke

WHO DID THIS

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realnerdyboy:

Nook nook

realnerdyboy:

Nook nook

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waywardandwanderlust:

heartsandmagic:

Cat doesn’t know what to do with the butterfly that flew on its paw.

I can’t breathe I’m laughing too hard

waywardandwanderlust:

heartsandmagic:

Cat doesn’t know what to do with the butterfly that flew on its paw.

I can’t breathe I’m laughing too hard

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seedy:

white girls

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