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realistic captions for selfies:
- i took 34 photos and this one looks the least shitty
- i tried really hard to take this at an angle where my arm didn’t look weird
- i photoshopped a pimple out of this photo and used the smudge tool for like 8 minutes
- i wish i had friends who took cute pictures of me so i wouldn’t be alone in my room for an hour trying to do this shit
- this is the best photo i’ve ever taken please shower me with compliments
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I wish subs at my school were this cool
(Source: alwaysliveloud, via saturdymorningregrets)
My friend was giving her pet hedgehog a bath and he accidentally fell into the drain in the sink.
His face was priceless.
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cats that have faces like this with the colors split down the middle means that there were two cats in the mummy cats womb that merged together in the early stages of fertilization.This is a very real thing. It’s called a chimera.
It can happen to horses, mice, cats, and even humans.
(Source: ab0vethef0ld, via nenagirvin)